a fine diamond machine


worgens:

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reconfiguring my entire wardrobe and lifestyle around this hat i just got


gotterhag:

chumbie:

gertrudefrankenstein:

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So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

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damn this smart I’m out here like “stand on the toilet but don’t break yur neck”


charlottan:

addicted to saying “ill definitely check that out” about things that i will definitely forget to check out


ublock-origin:

txttletale:

karcatgirl-vantas:

kontextmaschine:

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology “food” isn’t very distinguished from specifically “rice” until it was pointed out to us that in English “meal” is “loose roughly ground grain”

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead


theillusionofpants:

lizluvscupcakes:

theillusionofpants:

So do I just like….follow…anyone? Like real people? Like the actual people and not the subject matter? That isn’t like following someone to their doorstep? Why does this seem so personal???

Think of it as, you are a stray cat, and every evening I put out my garbage and you come and eat it

This garbage is now mine.


anexperimentallife:

1rakus:

1rakus:

1rakus:

an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result

this isn’t an arbitrary fact nor am i saying it in a fit of tryhard i’m-so-quirky-weird-internet-man pretense ok im saying that metaphysically speaking, if we were talking about the pure intent and function of angels and cell towers, they are absolutely in the same family of creature

people are asking “are you okay” and “what the fuck does this mean”. you are not contributing to divine phylogeny

Angels are messengers, and cell towers pass on messages, as well. What’s not to get?